SHS File 1: Poyo Buddies

FILE #1: POYO BUDDIES

[Begin File]

The "Poyo Buddies" appear to be some sort of friendship between [MiamozakiKirb] and [HungryKirby]. The duo started when [MiamozakiKirb] and [HungryKirby] encouraged each other to pass their respective opponents in the [Kirby Gang Leaderboard].

[BOOSTER GENERAL]

Logs indicate a massive revival of the Poyo Buddies, after a conversation between [KirbySSM], [MiamozakiKirb], and [HungryKirby], taken place in #booster-general. It seems #booster-general became a sort of Poyo Buddy gathering ground for some time after this

[FORGERY]

Not too long after, records indicate multiple people identifying as a "Poyo Buddy". [HungryKirby] appeared to try and contain these so called "Poyo Impostors", but he was not successful. The Poyo Buddies were being overtaken by the outsiders.

[DIVORCE]

The end of the Poyo Buddies occurred on 3/15/21 . Despite our records indicating [MiamozakiKirb] causing the divorce by insulting [HungryKirby], the public seems to have believed [HomicidalKirby] was the culprit. Despite this confusion, it was clear to both buddies that the friendship was over, and what remained was simply "Poyo Impostors"

SSM Health & Safety is still attempting to confirm [HungryKirby]'s life status, despite rumors that he may have been ran over.

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